Sadly, This is the Best I Have to Offer, Tonight

Q: What did the smartass, drunk, vegan, clerk-of-courts, single dad say to his obese-yet-picky-eating only child as they sat down to Thanksgiving dinner?

A: Do you swear to eat the turkey, the whole turkey, and nothing but the turkey?

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