A Poem For the Ages

My crockpot beef stew
Was so good
That I could just
Come

Which isn’t so much
Bragging
As it is
Pure amazement

For I am
The King of Bland
It was the internet
That told me
To saute the onions
In the beefy vegetable oil.

I could’ve eaten a bowlful of those fucking onions; they were that good.

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