Monthly Archives: August 2015

You May NOT Read This While Eating (No More Sunrises)

I saw the sun rise this morning It was beautiful Montana is burning Washington is burning Idaho is burning Oregon is burning British Columbia is burning California is burning My sunsets Even my sunrises Are beautiful Bright Fabulous Hazy Red … Continue reading

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Best Opening Lines For My Next Dating Profile

Pushing 60 pretty hard here, so, despite past experiences, I somehow feel that I need to try the damn internet dating game again, mainly because in just a few months I won’t fit into the age range of men who … Continue reading

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