Monthly Archives: December 2014

Sorrow Doesn’t Live Here Unless It Does

Hi folks.  I had an accident today, what I call a “Big-bang-em-up,” which wasn’t my fault, and no one got hurt and no kids in either vehicle, but still, as far as you know, it’s like it’s my birthday or … Continue reading

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Musings Inspired By My Daughter’s Current Netflix Obsession

I know this poem isn’t really in the festive holiday spirit, but I wrote it last night because of a question my little one asked while she took a break from watching YouTube Minecraft videos or drawing cats, to create … Continue reading

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Reasons I’m Going to Hell, and Other Festive Shit

–I have trouble finding things to watch on Netflix, because my attention-span issues mean I flit from input to input like a hummingbird that’s had too much coffee, or else can listen to the same CD in my car for … Continue reading

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Trigger Warnings Are Silly and Must Be Stopped Immediately

(Trigger warning:  In this post I am going to be discussing things which trigger bitter and despondent feelings in me, and which may also in you, namely, media images and videos of successful and unsuccessful monogamous relationships.)

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Test 7–Cranberries

(Please view disclaimer page if you for some reason don’t agree exactly with every opinion I ever have) The best song of the 1990s was “Zombie” by the Cranberries.  There’s no room for debate.  I intend to post several live … Continue reading

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I’m Just Like Louis Armstrong…Yeah Right

Someone included, as people do, a video of Louis Armstrong’s “What a Wonderful World” on a blogpost.  Someone else commented that Louis looked like he had a look of contempt on his face during the performance.  So I searched for … Continue reading

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