Do you ever have some stupid joke that pops into your head in the morning, and you think it’s so great that you have to share it with everyone at work, everyone that you think will enjoy it? Yes? Oh, you pathetic little thing. Just kidding. This morning I had one pop into my head, and I just had to go around trying it on people. By the way, it only works on us heterosexuals, because a gay man would, perhaps, just say “Well, of course,” or “Something like that, yeah,” and the joke would be ruined. Not that there’d be anything wrong with that.
It went like this: (I walk up to a male co-worker and say) “So, were you born gay, or were you standing in front of the mirror one morning when you were 12, combing your hair before school, and you just stopped and looked at yourself in the mirror, and said to yourself ‘You know what–I just really like penises!'”
Disclaimer: No actual gay people were harmed in this blogpost, only the world of comedy was done irreparable harm.
Further disclaimer: I claim to be heterosexual, but since I haven’t had relations for so long that involve having another person in the room with me, I guess it really doesn’t matter. Maybe I’m into bestiality–who knows? Hmmm….that would explain why bunny rabbits all run so fast when they see me coming.