Please Read This! (Out Loud and Breathlessly)

“Ohmigod, this is the best writing prompt EVER!  I’d sooner kiss a dead skunk than use flattery to win!!  I love that it only takes thirteen seconds to read all the Trifextra entries!!!

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34 Responses to Please Read This! (Out Loud and Breathlessly)

  1. Mrs Fever says:

    I don’t get it… (?) But I clicked the link and I don’t get that either, so… Meh. Whatever. Hope you’re having a good weekend.

    • It stole my reply to you, dammit, so now you get a shorter, easier-to-read version.
      1. Trifecta is an internet writing contest, started about a year ago by a couple blogger/writers.
      2. They have a weekly “Trifecta” and weekend “Trifextra” contest.
      3. You win nothing but their mention in the next post (winner plus 2nd and 3rd place), plus the admiration of your fellow entrants.
      4 During the week they want 33-333 words, usually having to include some word, such as “dwell” this week, exactly as written, not dwelled or dwelling, in your poem, story, whatever.
      5. Trifextra, the weekend one, is often more free-form. 2 weekends ago I came in 2nd with my “Christian Mingle” when all they wanted was exactly 33 words of dialogue. (Oh, yeah, the weekend one is almost always exactly 33 words long.)
      6. This weekend they want something, anything, which uses some hyperbole somewhere in the 33 words. I used more of it than anyone has EVER used. Or something.

  2. Lumdog says:

    You’ve hit the jackpot with this entry! I counted 3 seconds reading yours. 🙂

  3. deanabo says:

    This is perfect! I love it!

  4. Mae Kiernan says:

    OMGSH your going to win the Nobel Prize for this!!!
    -Seriously, I love it.

  5. Gina says:

    This fleeted by in a flash…read just as you suggested. So very fun and funny!

  6. Draug419 says:

    lmfao I think I just died. xD

  7. Three examples of hyperpole. How very Trifecta of you 🙂

  8. I’ve been tryperboleed!!!

  9. atrm61 says:

    I tri-ed to read it in a trice but your fab piece sucked me in for a second & a third read;-)Great piece:-)

  10. Dana says:

    You’re a brilliant writer AND a speed reader?!? I don’t like you anymore. *pouts*
    😉

    • Brilliant, huh? Oh, yeah it is hyperbole weekend. I bet there is a speed reader somewhere in the world who could read all these in 13 seconds total if they were printed out. The clicking of links is tedious though. And, speaking for myself, our attention spans are about ruined by net surfing, so one wants to just zip through these short ones. Thanks in any case.

  11. debseeman says:

    Best part of Trifextra is the 13 second read 😉

  12. Thirteen seconds! Loved this part.

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