Be Careful What You Wish For

Passing out on his hammock, the drunk wished:  A girlfriend, even a piece of stray ass to shake things up.  A plane exploded overhead; a donkey’s head crashed onto him, killing him instantly.

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(Trifectra wanted a 33-word fable for their Trifextra Week 27)

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18 Responses to Be Careful What You Wish For

  1. Marie says:

    Ha! A piece of stray ass! Love it!

  2. Farlesworthy says:

    Found this completely by accident – Fantastic, laughed my plums off!

  3. lumdog says:

    I bet that was the worst piece of ass he ever had. This is hysterical!

  4. Laura says:

    This is so ridiculous it’s awesome.

  5. kgwaite says:

    Hardy har har. Loved this one.

  6. But what was a donkey doing in a plane? If he hadn’t been killed instantly, he’d have HAD to ask himself that.

    • Actually, Mrs. Ass (a nagging bitch if there ever was one) kept braying at him the whole flight that they should have taken the train. When they went into the steep dive before the engine exploded, Mr. Ass’s last thought was “Free at last, I’m free of her at last.”

  7. Gregoryno6 says:

    Reblogged this on The mind is an unexplored country. and commented:
    I’m still laughing…

  8. Gregoryno6 says:

    Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.

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