Seeking: Women between 30 and 55.
Within: 100 miles of the mansion here.
Body type: How you say in America?: Mouthwatering.
Interests: That fine ass of yours, baby.
Exercise habits: Again with the ass.
Income: However much you can bring in. Let me take you into my confidence, sweet cheeks; the ladies usually take good care of ol’ Johnny here.
Education: I will educate you in the ways of love.
Serious inquiries only.
(Just a Trifecta throwaway from me–use a particular definition of confidence)