Monthly Archives: April 2012

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*** TODAY IS OUR SECRET ADMIRER REVEAL AS TOMORROW IS OUR EXCLUSIVE EARTH DAY INTERVIEW WITH THE EARTH GODDESS HERSELF, GAIA *** It’s time for this week’s LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG secret admirer big…

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A New Car and A New Girl

Sam watched Allie walk into the convenience store.  A runner, she moved with athletic ease, yet every step she took reminded him of sex.  He’d just turned thirty-three and had never been happier. Allie looked out at Sam pumping gas.  God, she loved … Continue reading

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I Love That Couch

This leather couch is the most comfortable thing in the history of the world.  I could lie here forever.  God, those lingerie models are hot.  I wish my wife looked half that good. There’s Dad lying on the couch like a … Continue reading

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Dating Profile

Dating profile: Username:  Johnnybewaybetterthangood1234 Seeking: Women between 30 and 55. Within:  100 miles of the mansion here. Body type: How you say in America?:  Mouthwatering. Interests:  That fine ass of yours, baby. Exercise habits:  Again with the ass. Income:  However … Continue reading

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1000 Thread Count Sheets

Goldilocks slipped silently into the house.  Dumb shits had left the door unlocked when they went for a walk.  She walked into the dining room.  Who the hell goes for a walk between setting food on the table and eating … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Sugar!

Joe came back from college to help get the streamers up.  It was spring break for him, but he’da come anyway, because it was the big day.  He’d had one just like it 3 years earlier, and had gone off … Continue reading

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In Praise of Levon Helm

It’s been, what, 2 whole days since we heard news of the apparent final struggle for life of a singer and bandmember who first gained fame in the 1960s (Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees), and now we have another–Levon Helm, … Continue reading

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