The group called “Train” has had some okay-to-good songs and a lot of crap. I don’t know how I (mercifully) missed the Coke commercials from last year that featured this song by them, but I don’t recall hearing it before, so when I heard the all-so-excited opening line “Shake up the HAPPINESS!” on the store’s Muzak the other day, I immediately was plotting the singer’s death. When some random serial killer comes across the singer someday, and the singer tries to save himself by saying that he brought “Christmas joy” to people with this load of crap, I expect the killer to say: “Ohmigod, you’re the asshole who invented the lines ‘I don’t remember it, so let’s December it’?? Well, for that horrible abomination of lyrics, you just gave up your right to a painless death. Sorry, you should have thought of that back then.” Wow.
I won’t “embed” this stinking pile of crap here; you’ll have to look up “Shake Up Christmas” yourselves.