Monthly Archives: May 2011

Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover

Happened to be in another town this weekend that had a Borders bookstore in it; I didn’t think they even had Borders any more.  I’m glad they do, because I got free sample food and drink, got to overhear a … Continue reading

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In Praise of …Zombie

(Maybe “in praise of” will be a regular feature, maybe not–who cares?). It’s sure a beautiful night out tonight; it’d be a shame to have it ruined by having to account for and explain all the nasty-ass shit I’ve said … Continue reading

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Cookin’ with Aretha

I dreamed I had sex with Aretha Franklin once.  I mean, it wasn’t like I actually pictured either of us naked, or me even kissing her.  It’s not like I woke up, needing to use the bathroom, and said to … Continue reading

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Here’s a list

Here’s a list of what I’ve been doing this weekend so far:  1.   Being lazy. 2.  Being lazier. 3.  Being laziest. 4.  Hanging out with my daughter for about 24 hours–but even that was just nice in a “spending time together” … Continue reading

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So thanking you, spam-goons

A mere 83% of my visitors today were spam referees.  May I say again how nice it is that actual visitors stop by when they do. I am watching a rerun of the movie “Heat” from ’95 with Pacino and … Continue reading

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