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If I were President on a windy night

If I were President: All the toilet paper in all the bathrooms at Microsoft would be imprinted with the words “Are you sure you want to wipe your ass?”  Never been there, but I’m sure they have an in-house coffee … Continue reading

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If I were President

Disclaimer:  I have nothing against gay people.  I’ve met some who are fine folks, just like most folks are.  I just am not attracted to men, and don’t want to think about people that are (what I consider) unattractive, ever having sex.  I … Continue reading

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