Category Archives: Humor

All About Time

Posted on June 8, 2013 by

They met on the dating website “Our Time.”  She caught him sleeping with her younger sister, one time.  She stabbed him through the heart, with his father’s Japanese WWII bayonet, in no time. ——— For fun and for Trifecta.  They … Continue reading →

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I Trust You’re Happy With Yourselves

Posted on May 24, 2013 by

You know, you ladies out there?  Well, I just fail to understand why you and I are still not having sex.  Is it my poor fashion sense?  The rust on my car?  My lack of a seaside vacation home?  My sporadic gassiness?  The … Continue reading →

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Mensa Candidates

Posted on May 20, 2013 by

I work in the back corner of a “big-box” home-improvement store, so I don’t have a lot of contact with customers.  Bringing things up front, going to break, heading to the bathroom, “mall-walking” during slow times, and whatnot, all cause … Continue reading →

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Family Road Trip

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

– ROAD TRIP It was a beautiful spring day in the middle of South Dakota.  Momma Edna (Eddie Mae), Jennie, and I were toolin’ along, singing along with Johnny and June. “You never found your June Carter, did you, Daddy?” “Your dad … Continue reading →

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“Well You Can Pick Up a Pen!” (The Hernia Times)

Posted on May 2, 2013 by

First of all, thanks to whoever read me 38 times in one hour last night, when I’ve had very few “hits” lately.  Unless you’re a spammer, then what the fuck? I have to start with a hearty “knock on wood”, … Continue reading →

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Bad Girls

Posted on April 17, 2013 by

Happened to be at a famous bookstore chain the other day.  Barnes and Noble’s motto:  “We will most definitely open a second checkout if there are at least 25 people waiting in line, or if someone dies of old age … Continue reading →

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Predator Vs. Alien

Posted on April 10, 2013 by
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Get Out There

Posted on April 7, 2013 by

It’s better to bat zero by striking out than by sitting on the bench.  Who knows, you might get an inside the girl, whoops I mean inside the park, home run.  So try. ——– 33 words of advice for Trifextra’s weekend writing … Continue reading →

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The New “Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen”

Posted on April 2, 2013 by

(I am stunned, in awe, flabbergasted, dumbfounded, so mad I can’t see, all of the above.  I wrote a blogpost which, though not Pulitzer Prize material, was okay, even funny, I think, but suddenly, and of course right after I … Continue reading →

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A Short, Satisfying Excursion Into the Twilight Zone

Posted on March 7, 2013 by

I stopped by the nearest Worst Buy store today after work, to look at CDs, which they actually had.  What’s a CD, you ask?  Well, it’s an actual hard copy of music, that you can hold and look at, fondle … Continue reading →

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