You get a fun spam comment occasionally:
I couldn’t await getting mugged for any headphones just after I get them and are seen sporting them. it only screams Glass me I had more income than Actually, i know the direction to go with…
I’d like to have more income than actually. And I will not excitedly await getting mugged, at least not till it’s warmer out.
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My favorite search terms lately are:
“girls getting really fat to big for their shit youtube”
and:
“how to bleach your butthole”.
I posted a thing once called “In praise of Robin Gibb”, and, since it was depressing to think about one of my musical heroes, albeit a freaky-looking one who seemed really gay but was actually a heterosexual stallion who couldn’t keep from fucking the neighbors or the help or something, dying too young, I included in that post a story I’d found (found sad, ridiculous, yet incredibly humorous) about vaginal bleaching in South Asia. So I have a lot of hits about butthole bleaching. Well, a lot for me, not for Bieber or Gangnam. I therefore want to clarify once and for all how a person would bleach their butthole. You fill a plastic tub, about the size that you would use if you were to want to soak a pair of large feet in it, with 3 gallons of bleach and a cup of water. Then you chuck your undies and sit your butt in the tub for exactly 3.78 days. You’re welcome.
hah—-hahahahaha!
and:ewwwwwwww!
Thanks for reading; glad it had an effect on you.
Every day I have search terms for ‘cabbage puns’ and ‘horny old men stories’. Unfortunately my blog doesn’t contain either and I can’t help but imagine how disappointed the people searching become, after arriving at my blog, and being faced with fish guts.
I can also never quite bring myself to search for ‘horny old men stories’ to see how far up my blog appears on Google. I wouldn’t even like to imagine.
I suspect you know that you’re first on the list for “cabbage puns”. You’re at the bottom of page 12 for horny old men stories. You’re not even in the Hot 100. I expected more.
I am relieved and strangely disappointed at the same time… 12 pages down?! Those people have some serious commitment to keep looking for what they, er, need, to, er… you know. Wank. D:
Yeah, you’d think they would’ve finished themselves long before that.
I’ve had ‘best wank ever’ and ‘julia gillard naked’ among my search terms. I’d really like to find the person looking for Jooolya in the buff, if only to find out if they ever got professional help for their disorder.
If you keep them busy enough with looking at Joolya, maybe they’ll stay harmless.
Ouch.
(And now I’m having a sorry giggle for the countless buttholes who will undoubtedly be burned black thanks to you, TTD.)
This is sick, but when has that stopped me?–I was going to have the soundtrack be “Paint it Black” by the Stones, only the words would be “Don’t wanta see your anus, anus, anus, anus black, no…” I think there should be better things to spend one’s money on.