Monthly Archives: April 2012

My Secret Admirer - Seventeen

Posted on April 30, 2012 by

Reblogged from H.E. ELLIS: *** TODAY IS OUR SECRET ADMIRER REVEAL AS TOMORROW IS OUR EXCLUSIVE EARTH DAY INTERVIEW WITH THE EARTH GODDESS HERSELF, GAIA *** It’s time for this week’s LOVE LETTERS GONE WRONG secret admirer big reveal! This … Continue reading →

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A New Car and A New Girl

Posted on April 29, 2012 by

Sam watched Allie walk into the convenience store.  A runner, she moved with athletic ease, yet every step she took reminded him of sex.  He’d just turned thirty-three and had never been happier. Allie looked out at Sam pumping gas.  God, she loved … Continue reading →

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I Love That Couch

Posted on April 28, 2012 by

This leather couch is the most comfortable thing in the history of the world.  I could lie here forever.  God, those lingerie models are hot.  I wish my wife looked half that good. There’s Dad lying on the couch like a … Continue reading →

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Dating Profile

Posted on April 26, 2012 by

Dating profile: Username:  Johnnybewaybetterthangood1234 Seeking: Women between 30 and 55. Within:  100 miles of the mansion here. Body type: How you say in America?:  Mouthwatering. Interests:  That fine ass of yours, baby. Exercise habits:  Again with the ass. Income:  However … Continue reading →

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1000 Thread Count Sheets

Posted on April 22, 2012 by

Goldilocks slipped silently into the house.  Dumb shits had left the door unlocked when they went for a walk.  She walked into the dining room.  Who the hell goes for a walk between setting food on the table and eating … Continue reading →

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Happy Birthday, Sugar!

Posted on April 19, 2012 by

Joe came back from college to help get the streamers up.  It was spring break for him, but he’da come anyway, because it was the big day.  He’d had one just like it 3 years earlier, and had gone off … Continue reading →

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In Praise of Levon Helm

Posted on April 17, 2012 by

It’s been, what, 2 whole days since we heard news of the apparent final struggle for life of a singer and bandmember who first gained fame in the 1960s (Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees), and now we have another–Levon Helm, … Continue reading →

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In Praise of Robin Gibb

Posted on April 15, 2012 by

Well, that sure sucks.  I knew he’d been sick in the last couple years, but it’s not looking very good for Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees.  If you believe that namby-pamby bullshit, they must need a warbling pop music … Continue reading →

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Dear Little Ones

Posted on April 13, 2012 by

Dear Little Ones: We’re so sorry that you didn’t enjoy the special way we had of laying hands upon you in the good old days before people made a big deal about it.  We were high. The Catholic Church ————————————- This … Continue reading →

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Rules for Blogging

Posted on April 8, 2012 by

Happy Easter!  Lest nothing feel unjustly un-desecrated, here are some partial alternate lyrics for an old classic, “Easter Parade”: She wore her Easter bonnet, With all her Easter vomit, Because she was hung over at the Easter Parade! …..she threw up on … Continue reading →

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