Monthly Archives: February 2012

I Love the Ground Whereon She Stands

You know what’s crazy?  Well, yeah, sex with turtles is, but that’s not what we’re talking about here, is it?  Are you thinking that we’re talking about the fact that Madonna’s somewhat scary image has been at the top here … Continue reading

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We’re in an Awful Mess, and I Don’t Mean Maybe

Men could never have babies.  We couldn’t manage to do something that must feel like pushing a bowling ball out from between your legs.  Maternity leave would be 17 months.  There wouldn’t be any pain, though, I can guarantee that.  … Continue reading

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Just Venting

Honestly, I will get back to doing something that’s entertaining in some way, some day.  People have shit going on in their daily lives that’s a lot worse than anything I’ve ever got going on, as far as I know.  … Continue reading

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Doo Doo Doo Wah, Shoo Bee Doo Bee

Way too late to really write anything, but wanted to get back on the horse a little.  Seem to have a few British fans; maybe because of late-night postings which hit them afresh with their morning websurfing and tea 6 hours “ahead” … Continue reading

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More Things I Believe

1.  If you think you have a good idea for a blogpost, but you stare at the computer screen for 10 minutes before starting to type, it’s time to go to bed and try it again the next day. 2.  There … Continue reading

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Pure Unadulterated Meanness (“I Seen Him Do It, Maw”)

(Holy Crap to hell, Campbell’s soup, do you think you put enough salt in this can?  I do like some veggies and old cow with my salt.) Sometimes, when I’m talking to people, I want to stick needles in my … Continue reading

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