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Monthly Archives: December 2011
2011 Can Go Screw Itself In the Ass
Is that too “iffy” a title? I don’t want any reader to be unclear about the purpose of this post, so maybe I should find a way to put it a little more bluntly. Lest you think me ungrateful, here’s … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged 2011 sucks, Cupid sucks, greedy farmers, lazy politicians, Same old Lang Syne
8 Comments
Random Thoughts From the Day After Christmas
–The tree is down, my sweetie-pie liked her Unicorn Happy Napper, we played at the playground on Christmas Eve without even wearing gloves, wind is the only possible cause of weather-related traffic accidents around here, and the only chance of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Claude Debussy, Craig Ferguson Why Everything Sucks, Day after Christmas, Happy Nappers
8 Comments
Hair, Vocals, and Sax
These, plus other instruments, make this the most sublime Christmas song ever:
Happy Holidays
Bob gets into it a bit much, but it’s a good version of “Little Drummer Boy”, I think–Happy Holidays, y’all:
Adults Aren’t So Smart
Must share this delightful bit of spam before I start–I believe the spammers are starting to hire native English speakers with some imagination–here it is in its entirety: “CRAZY And as if that isn’t good enough my face smells like … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Life
Tagged adults aren't so smart, Cinderella, crazy spammers, face smells like sweet butter, trailer trash blog
4 Comments
Another Time Mr. Cleaver Had to Talk to the Beaver
(With all apologies to: fans of Eldridge Cleaver, fans of “Leave it to Beaver”, students of history, and anyone with artistic, writing, or comedic talent.) Looks a little more like Mark Twain than Beaver Cleaver, I think, but what the … Continue reading
I’d Like To Thank The Academy
People like to give out these “Whatever blogger” awards to each other; I don’t want that, just cash, fame, and cheap, vacant women. And skin that doesn’t dry out like sandpaper in the desert, as I strongly, and without any … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged apartheid, George Michael, Godzilla, Lucy Liu's bodyguard, Trailer trash deluxe, who is Al Kurtenbach
9 Comments
The Morning After
My first, and hopefully only, attempt at using Word to make a comic:
More Random Thoughts And A Couple Of Dead Guys
So, is everyone done ordering 50 bucks worth of trinkets for their bitch sister-in-law online, so that I can have my internet back? Something was slowing it down yesterday, and I had a sore throat, so didn’t feel like doing … Continue reading
In Praise of Margaret Ann Shriver
To paraphrase Peter Griffin from Family Guy, “yeah, this show is about Meg, so go ahead and pick up the remote now“ yeah, this is another book report, so pick up the mouse now. Some of y’all may know that … Continue reading
