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Monthly Archives: March 2011
Stirrups doctor me
Those three words, just like that, led someone to my blog, just like “wild rape boobs” led someone here. Like I’ve said, I’m sure I never blogged about wild rape, but I did mention “boobs” (though I prefer the term “breasts”, and … Continue reading
The good, the bad, and the ugly
(Not necessarily in that order): People are all up in arms this week about the air traffic controller at Washington National (whoops, I mean Reagan National) Airport, who fell asleep on the overnight shift and allowed 2 planes to land … Continue reading
Little-known facts
I don’t know if this is such a little-known fact, but the famous 60s LSD guru, Owsley Stanley, died in a car crash in Australia a week ago. He was a “counterculture” hero for all the pure acid he made. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Bad puns, I can see clearly now, Indiana diners, Jamaica, Johnny Nash, Let it snow, LSD, Owsley Stanley, Sammy Cahn, the Grateful Dead
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Eating at Perkins
Wow, I ate out twice today, and neither one involved a drive-through or an interstate highway. Tonight I went out for one beer and a steak with an old friend. By “old” I mean 25 years older than the old … Continue reading
“The Official Outerwear Combination of Mullet-Wearers”
Neighbor Dave is outside, either building a dike, or preparing to lift his shed higher; I hope he’s wrong. I’m trying to get up the energy to clean my damn bathroom; never mind trying to stave off the impending “Great Upper … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Billy Ray Cyrus, Carhartt, Dickies, GE, hooded sweatshirt, mullet hairstyle, nuclear reactor, Sandy River, the great flood of 2011
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I’m cool and people revere me (or I totally suck at life)
I’m cool and people revere me I totally suck at life: As you can tell, this one’s going to be some of the best writing known to man use crossouts (or “strikethroughs,” whatever) for the hell of it. I’ve seen … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged black eyed peas, Elton John's wedding, gas futures, gas prices, I Gotta Feeling, i hate computers, oil company executives
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Kidnapping Bill Gates
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire, an attempt at humor, and a vehicle for venting some frustration, that I think a lot of people have had over the years, regarding computers, software and technology in general. It is not a … Continue reading
You’re less than 3, in my book
I have a prepaid cell phone that I hardly ever use, without a “full qwerty keyboard,” and I seldom text. So I’m way out of touch with some texting lingo, though of course I know how to make a smiley, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Emoticons, It Ain't Necessarily So, less than 3, less than zero, Porgy and Bess
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