Monthly Archives: February 2011

Cheap laughs

Posted on February 28, 2011 by

I’ve hit a wall; I don’t feel much like writing and have no new ideas, except to say that “Sin City” is a completely bizarre movie, the demon-guy was way too creepy, the Mickey Rourke line “Is that all you … Continue reading →

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Canine Karma: More song lyrics, movie quotes, and random crap

Posted on February 26, 2011 by

Well, I’d have to say it was kind of my small group of readers to not point out that, in my last post, I mentioned that one thing was my all-time favorite and another was the one I liked the … Continue reading →

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What’s a “Poe-knee?”

Posted on February 24, 2011 by

I was watching this animated show “Archer” on FX network.  It’s a little odd, but has its good moments.  It has a few good lines, like the one tonight where the spy-guy and the spy-girl are on an airboat.  Spyguy … Continue reading →

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Non-adventures in dating

Posted on February 23, 2011 by

Just a little fun before we get to the subject at hand: –A friend of mine was telling me about a place of business in a nearby town called “Ton-o-fun.”  Apparently it’s either a local version of Chuck E. Cheese, … Continue reading →

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Wow, that was creepy

Posted on February 20, 2011 by

I’m bored enough today that I even went to a dating site (anything to keep from cleaning the bathtub) to check it out, even though I strongly disbelieve in internet dating.  First, I thought about putting my profile on, to see … Continue reading →

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Rules for living

Posted on February 19, 2011 by

Wow, there’s 1960s Clint Eastwood westerns on AMC tonight, and I’ve got a fresh box of wine.  Except for the fact that I get lucky even less than you married folk (if that’s possible), life couldn’t get any better.  Stopped … Continue reading →

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Wow, I was wrong again–I’m so surprised

Posted on February 17, 2011 by

I claimed yesterday to know something about women; I claimed that they only did their hair for themselves and for other women’s approval, but as usual, I was wrong (partially to mostly).  I decided to take an informal survey today … Continue reading →

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All the things I’ve learned about women

Posted on February 16, 2011 by

New commandment:  thou shalt only use the word “fart” (or its variants) one time in the history of thy blog titles–whoops, I broke another one already.  I happen to have spent a lot of time in a home improvement store in … Continue reading →

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14 Farts from Siberia

Posted on February 14, 2011 by

It warms my heart to see the animosity that even people involved in relationships have towards Valentine’s Day.  So many things are geared toward people who have “significant others”; I call it “the tyranny of the coupled-up”.  Enough VD stuff … Continue reading →

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Tire

Posted on February 12, 2011 by

In honor of Valentine’s Day, this is a story I wrote years ago, in the first year or two after my divorce.  When I was married, anything served as “bathroom” reading, including my wife’s “Woman’s World” magazine.  They had really … Continue reading →

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