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Monthly Archives: January 2011
Don’t rich people fart in their hotel rooms?
Today, on day 843 of our current winter-from-hell, I was watching a show about Vegas where the “whales” would get a butler in their hotel room. So, this guy is gonna be in there waiting for you to ask for … Continue reading
Things I believe
I don’t care if you’re an “attorney-spokesperson” or a “non-attorney spokesperson,” I’m not going to call you to have someone sued about something you’re fishing for in your stupid commercial. “Were your parents mean to you when you were 5 … Continue reading
Humble this!
So, I got a request yesterday from an old work buddy, for, I suppose you would call it, a “custom rant.” I am extremely humbled that you would want me to do that, Chad, hardy har. The thing is, he’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Alan Page, Cranberries, Hall of fame, honored, humbled, Hutterite sex, NFL, Zombie
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For a good laugh, click
I have absolutely no idea how I first found out about this blog several years ago; it’s way beyond dirty so I can’t recommend, or not recommend, to anyone, except to say that the entry “The Naked Chase” from Wednesday, … Continue reading
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Stupid Norwegians
What kind of unmitigated frozen hell must Norway be if my ancestors decided that South Dakota was an improvement? We’ve had 3 nasty-ass winters in a row now. I swear we had a blizzard, or near-blizzard, of the week every … Continue reading
Posted in Essay, Humor
Tagged Coen brothers, Fargo movie, frozen hell, klub, krumkake, lefse, lutefisk, No Country for old men, Norway, Norwegian jokes, Norwegians, South Dakota, south dakota blog, uff da
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God Hates Trailers update
Decided to Google “God’s Penis,” since I have this feeling that nothing I say is new, maybe just the way I say it, and there were, of course, 3million+ entries for it. But I also found a fun little website … Continue reading
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More things I hate
As usual, I’m wrong–Uncle Kracker is a talentless alleged sex batterer, not a talentless wife-beater. Sorry. More things I hate: –Breathy young male singers. I can’t think of the real words to the song, but there’s one that should go: … Continue reading
Things I hate
First, a couple more bumper stickers: —That’s MISTER Loser, to you! –My Dead Grandmother Drives Faster than You! Things I hate: (not an all-inclusive list) –Gratuitous vomiting on TV or in movies. Just because people do blow chunks, do we … Continue reading
All work and no play
In honor of the ultimate cabin fever movie ever (The Shining, duh), I just want to say this: “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, allworkandnoplaymakesjackadullboy, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY,……..” Anyway, … Continue reading
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Tagged Huckleberry Finn, Linda Ronstadt, one-legged woman, Patrick Starr, rap music, Spongebob, the N-word, The Shining, Trailer trash deluxe
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