Monthly Archives: December 2010

As relentless as a Buffalo Bill

Maybe I’ll Google it later, but for now I’m just gonna make shit up.  I was watching a little show about the big Giants Super Bowl win over the Patriots the other day, where Eli-boy got away from a sack and … Continue reading

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Legos versus Satan

Yeah, so I don’t feel like writing a lot of times.  I sure do appreciate my tiny audience hanging with me though.  By “tiny audience” I mean hundreds of thousands of dwarves and midgets, of course.  By the way, it’s … Continue reading

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The heart-touching magic of me

Jesus, the internet is freaky sometimes–I thought I remembered it right, that, back in the late 60s when everyone discovered that Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle) of the Andy Griffith show had this great but boring voice, he put out an … Continue reading

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Willie Nelson at Walmart

Thank goodness that Liz Hurley or Jennifer Connelly or some other brunette didn’t stop by the trailer court on their way through eastern South Dakota tonight, because I’d be too lazy to take any of ‘em to bed.  It’s just … Continue reading

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High heels vs. cowboy boots (random thoughts 12/2/10)

Well, somebody had a worse night than me, so far.  I had a hot date with the public library, and when I left the place there was a cop festival outside–someone had smucked someone at the corner and the drug dog … Continue reading

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