Truly awful jokes that I claim as my own:
Q: What did the cute Canadian pop star sing to the half-eaten block of cheese?
A: “Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated”
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing to one of his “dates” who would “just lie there” during sex?
A: “I’ve seen deader gays”
Q: What did the country music fan sing immediately after having a sex change from man to woman?
A: “There once was a time when I could not imagine how it would feel to say,
I’m the happiest girl in the whole USA.”
Q: What did JFK say to Jackie as they were getting off the plane that morning in Dallas?
A: “Hey, honey, you got any aspirin in your purse? It feels like my fucking head’s gonna explode.”
My politically correct racial joke:
Q: No matter what race you, the listener, are, how are people of other ethnic backgrounds similar to cattle?
A: They’re cute when they’re little.
Thanks for listening.